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Monday, October 6, 2025

Automatic Rock hard pump

Let me just say, this pump is amazing! This pump is also kind of big and heavy but works great! This pump not only vibrates you and pumps you but it also sucks you off. This is an automatic penis pump and this one does not hurt like the others. This one is actually pleasurable and feels great to use. 

If you hit the buttons just right, then you can make it simulating as if you are having sex and honestly I love that about this. It has three really deep in tensing sucking motions that will have you curling your feet for more. 

You are also going to need lube because well, without lube it is hard to slide into so be sure to use water based lube because silicone lubes will eat silicone toys. 

This toy had my husband curling his feet because it felt so good that he did not want to stop. You can always use this first to get him hard and then jump on it and ride because it makes him rock hard. 

Get your Automatic Rock Hard Pump here! 

Saturday, October 4, 2025

Amorette Clit Vibrator

 The Amorette; This toy is just wow! It is a clit stimulator that is controlled by remote! This toy you can put it on your partner and with each thrust and stroke it just give you pleasurable vibrations.

 I love this because I am a clit stimulated kind of person who enjoys rubbing my clit or having some kind of toy on it while I am being stroked. 

This makes me super wet and just reach my climax with no issues at all and with this toy it is even better because it fits with no problems and it is not big and bulky like the rose is. The toys powerful vibrations are just to die for. It is a great toy to spice up any occasion and it is waterproof and travel size so it can be used anywhere. 

This toy also is made to stay on your clit so instead of focusing on trying to fix the toy and trying to hit your climax and making sure everything is in place and does not move. You do not have to worry about it with this toy because it hold on tight and does not move.

The ring on it you are suppose to squeeze together and then put it in between your lips so that it can hold on to your clit. With my clit being the way it is, we had to adjust it so that it would fit and be comfortable but other than that there are no complaints. If you press the down button on the remote it gives you different vibration patterns and if you hit the plus button it changes the speed but you can also slide it on your partner if need be it I got it to work that way also.

This toy has 6 different vibration patterns and is perfect for teasing and or hands free masturbation! 

The vibrations in this toy are knee shaking and very strong in which you will end up wetting the sheets if it is hitting just right. This toy may seem tiny but it does its job with no problems. 

I highly recommend this toy if you enjoy clit stimulation while you are being stroked because it is super pleasurable and you don't have to worry about it moving until after you are done.  

Get your Amorette here! 

Sunday, August 24, 2025

Viva la G

 This  Viva la G toy does magic! This toy has 3 different points to stimulate you to. It gives you the most satisfaction and the most toe curling organism. This toy is a girls best friend and well worth it! 

This toy not only plays with your clit but it also flicks against your G-spot in away you never thought. This toy is the most pleasuring and orgasm toy ever.

There are three buttons on this toy so you can control the flicker and adjust the vibration and speeds. There is 15 different vibrations and speeds in this toy that are very pleasurable. The swinging tongue has about 3 different speeds and modes in which are very pleasurable as well. 


My issue with this toy and its not the toy its the instructions. I could not figure out how to turn it on but eventually after it charged, I found out that the sweet button is the button with the two dots on it. Another issue is I had to pretty much adjust and readjust myself because the toy wouldn't reach my clit all the way but once I did it was really pleasurable and pleasing.

This toy will also allow you to squirt without any issues, I would know because I did also and it was so uncontrollable that I just wanted to keep going with it. It was that good. My toes were curling to the point I could not unclench them. This toy made me want more and more and it was so great. I love how the tongue swings back and forth hitting against my g-spot as the toy vibrates my clit and my insides almost against my cervix all in one motion. This toy is not even that loud and I love this for when everyone is sleeping and I get in the mood for a little razzle dazzle. 

I love how there is a handle for me to be able to hold and slip my fingers into while I am attempting to reach my climax and satisfaction. This is great because a lot of toys do not have this and then when trying to pleasure yourself it gets hard to reach and or your arm gets tired of holding it making it an unpleasurable experience. 

I highly recommend this toy because it does so much and gives you so much pleasure at once. The clit simulator is pretty much just a vibrator for the clit, it does not suck or air pulse. You're clit rests right on it as your doing your thing and just makes it pleasurable. 

The vibrations are so strong that it will have you squirming around before you even use the flipper but the combo is a great pair. 

The toy is also soft but be warned, it does pick up hair especially pet hair so be cautious on laying it on your bed. 

This is a USB rechargeable toy that has a magnetic cable.

I do not suggest using this toy in the water or anywhere like that and when cleaning it, do not submerge it in water, take a cloth and cleaner to it or soap. 

As always every toy is not for everyone! Some may like it others may not.

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Monday, August 18, 2025

Rose Toy


 Eden has different version of the rose, some licks, some has vibrations and suctions and other has air pressure in which is really pleasurable if you are looking for something like that. They also have the rose passion that has the tail and allows thrusting. 

They have the one like I reviewed and then  they have different ones but the one I reviewed was not the greatest and honestly I do not recommend! You can try the others and maybe they will do better then the one I had. These toys are highly worth it at pleasing you when you want to be pleased. The different speeds, and air pulses are just


amazing.


Get the rose here!


Different version of the rose here!


My review for the rose here! 

My review for the rose passion here! 

Saturday, February 15, 2025

Rose Passion I dislike this toy.

 This toy is an okay toy but it is not the greatest. It is a clit and G-spot vibrator. This toy has dual motors and is just pleasurable. This toy is USB rechargeable and it is waterproof. (Always test your toys before you use them in water, just saying.)

The end of the rose is attached to a thruster that just thrusts away at the G-spot. It has 10 different vibration patterns for the thrusting and 10 different kinds of licking patterns. 

You do not have to have the thruster on to have the licker on. The thruster is powered by the power button, you hold the power button to turn it on and then you press it to find the right setting you want. The licker is powered by the top button and it allows you to change the speed of the tongue. If you just turn the thruster on, the licker will also move the same pattern and speed. 

However, I would highly recommend using some waterbased lube on the tongue or you are not going to get that tongue licking effect. It will just feel weird and awkward. Using lube will give you that stimulation oral effect and will feel 10x better. It feels weird when you place it against the clit and just not an overall good experince because it may feel a little sharp or just awkward with the tongue down there. The tongue is not that powerful and just just gives you a little simulation not a whole lot. 

The thruster shows feels alright against my gspot. It stimulates me a little with the dual action of having my clit licked and the thruster just rubbing against my gspot. However, even with all the speeds I did not feel the thruster as well as I wanted to. Trying to hold the rose to the clit while trying to make sure the thruster did not fall out or slide out was just awkward and unpleasurable. I feel the thruster could have a longer cable so that it actually fits comfortably and not work itself out and not being pulled out while trying to get the rose licker to the right spot. 

One of my concerns with this toy is one the tongue had to be up against something for it to flick. This is not always but it is like it gets stuck so you are going to have to touch it to get it going and moving occasionally. 

To me, it seems like if you clinch down it may slow the thruster down, not a lot just a little bit but you cannot really tell it because of all the pleasure you receive from it. At least this one will still work unlike other ones I used. 

I dislike the toy all together. The thruster however does not do anything for me and I had to keep pushing it back in. The tongue to me was okay but in the end it's nothing powerful to me. It is a good simulator and teaser it nothing more. If I were you, I would not justify buying this one because it is cheaply made and could be so much better. I am not saying don't buy it but I am just warning that if you have big coochie like mine it may not work as well. 

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Tuesday, January 21, 2025

Bacteria Vaginosis

 Bacterial Vaginosis can happen at anytime in our lives, It specifically does not have to come from sex. 

It can come from anything including your partner but this does not mean he is cheating or anything like that. It's just something that can happen naturally like if they sweat, or if they have soap residue on their penis or just something that causes irritation including hair. It is not an STI or anything like that its just the vagina over working trying to clean itself.

 I get B.V. because of my PCOS. My cyst pops and the fluid from it comes out. 

 It is where the vagina is trying to clean itself and it makes way too much of the good and healthy bacteria. It causes pain, discomfort, vaginal discharge, a fishy odor, irritation and itching and a few other things. Let's not confuse this with a UTI. UTI it will burn to pee and you will have urinary incontinence. 

When you get B.V. and if it is bad enough to the point you can no longer take it, you will end up going to get it checked and they will put you on antibiotics. However, it does clear up on its own but you can always get Boric acid suppositories that helps get rid of it quick and easy. 


me warn you, if you happen to get the Boric Acid Suppositories, it will burn a little. I highly recommend using this and a panty liner when you are going to bed if you use the AZO ones. They burn for about 5-15 minutes and then it goes away. 

I use the Biom Vaginal Probotic suppository and that regulates my PH balance, helps with odor, and just helps the vagina anyway it can and this one does not burn like the AZOs one. I love this one because it gives me a month supply and allows me to go with comfort. I am glad I found these because I can use them anytime day or night and it helps me get through without having the B.V. symptoms. 


Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Bvibe: Booty pleasure

 Bvibe has all of your anal toy needs! They have it all from prostate toys, to buttplugs.

 They have buttplugs for everyone no matter your type no matter the size they have it. 

They also have lubes that makes everything so much better. The lube is thick so it does not dry out like most lubes and the have different kinds of that. 

If you are into pegging, they carry pegging kits and to me, I love that. They have different pegging toys and some has rabbits attached to it which helps stimulate your partner.  They also have double strap ons for both pleasures. They also got a few vibrators.

Remember if you never done anal before, go slow, start with lots of lube and fingers first to stretch you a little and then move up to a small toy and then once you get comfortable then size up. Do not rush it or you will end up with a horrible experience making you never want to do it again.

Check out Bvibe here!

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Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Ridin cowgirl


 Ridin cowgirl is a shop that pretty much has sextoy machines! They have all kinds of different ones with different attachments to be sure that your pleasure needs are met. 

They also have other things such as anal toys, and BDSM kits. They pretty much have it all even lubes included and I love this. They have sex furniture to help you get into position and just a lot of stuff. I highly recommend checking them out and getting your pleasure needs met!

Get your ridin cowgirl toys here!

 

 


Friday, January 10, 2025

Urge

In my experience, the Urge is an alright toy once you get by trying to put it on and get it in.

 The Urge will have you on the edge of squirming and cumming at the same time. The Urge is a penis ring but so much more than that. It has three motors one for the clit, g-spot and one for the balls. 

Yes, this toy will vibrate your balls also and give you a pleasurable feeling. I highly recommend this toy if you are wanting something to go inside of you while you are riding or being ridden. This toy is also remote controlled and USB rechargeable.

This ring is super stretchy and will fit pretty much all penises. There is so much going on with this ring, it will have you organism in no time at all since it is rubbing again all of your special spots.

To me this toy was difficult to get on and get in the right spot because once you get on it, it separates from the dick and you have to hold them together and try to get it in. 

You will end up needing lube and it's best if he's on top because we fought with this thing for an hour just for it to not work out with me on top this works for me but everyone else may be able to use it in different positions. 

Also the clit spot was off for me and he had to get on top to get it to work but other than that it was a good toy and did hit all the spots. Each stroke made it more deeper and more pleasurable. I love how all three motors were working and just doing its thing once we figured it out. 

Just a heads up this ring has some weight to it so it may feel a little heavy when its on. 

Get yours here!

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Rogue Thrusting

This rogue, will drive you wild! I love how you have the option to turn on and off the thrusting along with the vibrations. 

There are 3 thrusting motions that will have you squirming for along with 5 different vibration patterns. 

This toy will even heat up to 107 degrees which is nice because instead of feeling like your playing with a toy, it will feel like you have the real thing. This does not get hot it just gets warm so it does not burn you. 

 The textures are amazing and feels great rubbing the g-spot. You can ride this toy any way you please in which I love this because each thrust will go deeper and deeper making you cum and climax within minutes of using it.

I personally love this toy. It works way better than the last few thrusting  toys I had and it made me squirm and cum within minutes paired with some kind of clit simulation toy along with an anal plug and it had me going over the edge and making me cream and cum everywhere. 

The different vibration speeds just made it even more pleasurable because not only was it thrusting, it was heating up and vibrating my g-spot making each rib and dot hit all of my spots with no issues. The suction cup was really good and did not come up like it did in other toys making it even more enjoyable not having to reposition and be sure that it is stuck to the surface.

This is an amazing toy! The texture of the toy while it is stroking gave me a mind blowing orgasm and it was not just one either. This toy is not like the other ones where if you clinch on it, it stops. No it keeps going hitting all of the walls and spots. This toy is absolutely worth it and will have you cumming in minutes with leg shaking orgasms. 
I was skeptical at first and not sure about it because it looked kind of big but it slid right in with no problem and done it's job. I did not want to get off of it because it was so pleasurable and each stroke was deeper and deeper, driving me wild making me just want to tap in but it was just tooo good so I had to come back for more.


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