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Saturday, June 30, 2018

Do you wanna see the toys on in water?

Hello everyone! We have done some testings on toys so that you can see their vibrators. Enjoy this because these toys have been through it just kidding. They just show the vibrators rings and how fast they can do. Excuse the bathroom counter due to we did not know we was going to do this!!! Link is below

Water testing the toys vid!!

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Playing with food

There is nothing wrong with playing with food except it can cause infections if it get on the inside but if you want to do something special for your partner then take whip cream and some sprinkles put them over your boobs and if your laying down put them on the mound of your vagina and let your partner eat it off. If your a guy do the same but over your penis and let your partner eat it off.

You can use caramel syrup topping or chocolate syrup topping and any kind of topping your choice and just be their little dessert. Spice things up and have some fun! Cover your body in the syrup and just let them lick and eat it off. There is nothing wrong with this. It is actually fun until you accidentally stick things in the vagina then it hurts hut be cautious and just have fun with it!

Explore, experiment and just have fun that what it's all about spending time with your partner and just enjoying each other.

Toy's Toy's Toy's

The difference between the two is one is made cheaper so that it can be sold cheaper in which the quality is not as good as the expensive toys. What this means is that the cheap toy can break, it can give the same simulations but not as powerful as the expensive toy. You can tell its cheap just by looking at it and just touching it. When I say expensive toy I am meaning something that is like 20 dollars and up. Sometimes you have to watch those too because some places will sell cheap toys for more than they are worth.

Places will try to talk you into anything because for what they sell they get commission off of. They will tell you the pros but won't really tell you the cons because they are trying to sell it and guess what! They know everything about it because they get to sample every new toy in the store. How do you think they know all about the toys? They test it. Some people even lie and tell you its good when its the worst toy that they have ever touched and used.

Be sure to clean your toys before you use them. They have been through manufacturing and then straight to packaging and you never know what is on them. Some have residue from machines and a powdering coating that keeps the item fresh inside of the packaging. Some could even have shards of plastic and or metal depending on the material the toy is made out of. Be cautious when you first get them and test them before you use them due to manufacturing and shipping issues.


We are here doing this for you! I will not tell you I love a toy when I hate it and you can tell from the rotating rabbit vibrator. I hate that toy and it sucks. We are not here to sugar coat this for you! We also do not want you to waste your money on toys you will dislike. We are trying to help you guys spice things back up and enjoy the sex life. This blog and these videos are for you!


Lickable treats for the body


Flavored lubes are fun to use not only because you can lick them off but also because you can use them to have sex with. Flavored things spices things up in the bedroom many different way because you can rub them on and lick them off.

The only down side about flavored oils and moist is that sometimes it contains sugar and that cannot go inside the body like the lubes can. It can cause infections and major pains so be cautious and read to be sure what it is for and if it's for eternal then it will say but otherwise treat it as an external only because that what most are anyways.

Flavor oils can be come sticky sometimes and then it gets everywhere become a mess but is fun during the process.

There are all kinds of flavor things you can get like the nipple simulator and then there is body dust that you brush on and can lick off. There is so much that you can get especially the blow job pop candy. It pops while your giving head and it gives good sensations except when it pops your throat but other than that it's fun.

Blow is links of where to get the stuff!!!!

If you lose interest

Have you ever done something and you lost interest? Have you ever tried something and it did not work the first time for some odd reason but you knew it would?

Exploring your body or letting your partner explore lets you know what you like and what you do not like. It helps them and you know what turns you on and what does not.

It's okay if you lose interest it just means you need to find something that interests you. Try something different use and do things you would never use or do. Try wearing outfits, dirty talking, try using toys.

 Try different positions just do something that will bring back interest and spice things up in the bedroom. Just enjoy and have fun!

The Jock

This toy is big! It is8 inches and really wide. I cannot even take it all because it is so big. It needs a lot of lube to begin with and then it gets better. You can suction cup that bad boy to any hard surface and go for a ride! It is so realistic and feels almost like the real thing! It feels so good that you just want to ride it for hours. It is really enjoyable it is bendy but not much. It sturdy as can be. You can even use it in the shower. If your applying lubrication then make sure the lube is water based or it will eat way at the silicon and then you will have to by more toys and then the same thing will happen like a cycle. Some places do not tell you this because they want you to come in and by the same toy or something different because they want your money. Others do tell you this because they want you to enjoy your toy so be sure to use the lube that the toy requires.

Jock an hallow Review


Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Glass toys

Glass toys are fun but sometimes they are not the greatest. Some have ridges and bumps made into them to give pleasure but sometimes it is just to much discomfort.

You can use it at room temperature but sometimes it is to cold to enjoy so you will end up having a cup of warm water and wash cloth to dip it in to warm up the toy. If  you enjoy cold things then try putting the toy in cold water.

I'm not knocking  them but sometimes it just is to much. Some Glass toys can even break if they get dropped. Be cautious with these toys because I have heard war stories of how they break and just unpleasant things happened.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Cautious with lubes

When applying lubrication to silicon toys make sure the lube is water based or it will eat way at the silicon and then you will have to by more toys and then the same thing will happen like a cycle. Some places do not tell you this because they want you to come in and by the same toy or something different because they want your money. Others do tell you this because they want you to enjoy your toy and not have to come back and buy something that is no longer available.

Take care of your toys! Clean them, before and after, be cautious what you use on them because they are sensitive and will start eating away and dissolving and the toy you love so much will be  10x smaller than it is suppose to be. It is okay if you accidentally use it but be sure you wash it good and then try to get water-based lubes for it so it won't continue to happen.

For Beginners with toys!!

If you are a beginner then its best to start slowly with toys. Start with the beginner toys because for one you are not use to the big ones yet and two it will help you get use to the toys along with finding out what you like and do not like.

Sometimes toys and things are not for us and the reason is we try to rush into it say we seen a cool position online and you really like the way it looks and you want to try it for yourself and you try it and it just isn't comfortable, it's not pleasurable and you just wish you never try it. It's okay to think this about things because it takes time and lots of practice. 

There are things out there that takes longer than others like anal. It takes lots of stretching, time and lube. No matter how big or small the toy, is it will hurt because your anal cavity is not used to stretching and it will burn and hurt and sting and you probably will have regrets but you will keep having to try it after all you may enjoy it but have to start small with like fingers instead then work your way up.

It never hurts to experiment and try new things. This helps you know what you like and what you dislike. It helps you explore your body and lets you know how much you can take and what brings you pleasure. Just have fun and don't hurt yourself!  It's all about you, what you love, what you enjoy and what pleasures you.
*****BE SURE TO USE LOTS OF LUBE EITHER WAY YOU GO AND TAKE IT SLOW!!!*****




The Galaxy

The galaxy is a hard plastic vibrator but a comfortable one. It does not have the soft sleeve but it still works. It has 3 speeds and low, medium and high. It is a pretty vibrator that looks like the galaxy and has stars. It is a 7 inch that is waterproof. It makes me feel amazing when using it because it hits all the spots that turns me on and gives me pleasure. It doesn't really make as much noise as most do and it just makes you want to play for hours and hours and hours. It feels really good and the vibes just have you asking for more. I would really recommend this vibrator for first time uses because it is just great thing to have. It brings so much fun to the bedroom that it will end up being one of your go to toys. This toy has much pleasure and it can be used with any lube unlike silicon toys.

***BE SURE TO CLEAN THIS TOY!!!***

***Galaxy toy review vid***

The Hallow

MMMM The Hollow is like the real thing. It hits every spot inside my vagina, once you start using it your ring will stretch but baby once it does fit its way inside its like cotton candy. Its a strap on that is hollow on the inside so your man can stick his penis up in it and extend himself. (Husband says adding lube increases pleasure for the man!)
This toy can be used for Lesbians also so don't think just because its hollow that you have to be with a man.
I got this for pegging but husband is too tall for the curve that is in this toy, so he decided to try it on and since it fit we started using it. It feels so amazing when we use it. It makes me beg for more and more and more especially after he cums and I want to keep going this will do the job and the best part is it's for both for you to enjoy.

Hollow and Jock Review video

Monday, June 25, 2018

Date Night at number one

Treat your girl or guy to a nice date. Pick out your favorite outfit that they wear place it on the bed along with jewelry, heels or shoes that you want them to wear. You can even buy them something like a new purse for her, flowers and chocolates for either one. Don't worry its the thought that counts.

 Write a sweet note that says hey get ready in 5 we are going to a date. If she or he was talking about a movie that they would like to see look up the scheduling by the tickets and if it's before time take her out to eat if you want to or just wait till afterwards.

When you get home make a heart of pedals light some candles, play some music and set the mood, pop some wine or her favorite drink just hang out or start kissing and then it can lead to more.

These are the best kinds of dates along with just sitting around the house watching tv and movies together or just doing whatever it is you both like.

Be Unique!

Be unique! Try different things you would never think you would. Do whatever it is that you think will bring you pleasure. Find out new things that you did not know you'd enjoy. Explore yourself and your partner to figure out all the place that turns them on. It never hurts to go back over this because it helps you know if their spots move or not. Sometimes the turn on spots will move just like tickle spots. You can kiss on them and suck on them and sometimes it works well for others and sometimes it doesn't.

Try doing a that arouse them try strip tease, wearing cute little outfits, get your toys out and lay them on the bed, light some candles and rose pedals to set the mood. Try something you been wanting to try. Try role playing do whatever it is you feel will spice up the sex and love making. YOU NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY!

After Sex

It is best to take a shower after sex so that you can wash off the lubes and cum and anything else you have used.

If you don't it could start smelling fishy and things could happen. Sometimes you can end up having bacteria growing in which it can give off the fishy smell.

Sometimes you will even get sweaty if you go long periods of time.

 There is also other things that can happen also. You can track the sperm everywhere that you do not want it. Lubes can get everywhere and sometimes it can stain things.

It's just best if you shower and wash your toys to prevent anything that's harmful. It's just a good idea to do this.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

The Vagina

Is a sweet and magically place to be. It is so sweet, fun and lovable. It can be lick-able and eatable too depending if you want to go that far. It is tight and firm.

They say after you have a baby that it does not go back tight. That is not true. You can do kegels and get ben wa balls and that can help. Ben wa balls can help any different things like helping control your bladder, tightening up your muscles and other things.

The vagina only goes 7-12 inches back depending on who you are but don't worry it's normal if she cannot take the whole thing.

There is a g-spot that if you rub it it will make her orgasm and squirt. Some girls cannot squirt but others can so it takes time and we will have to go over that on a later date.

They say things can get stuck up there but it's really rare and only happens if the vagina gets tight. If that ever happens stay calm! Do not panic! I stuck ben wa balls without the holder up there and guess what the first instinct I did was I freaked out and my husband told me to calm down and push that it will be like pushing out a baby and guest work it worked!

So don't panic be calm it will all be okay! Use lots of lube and it will be okay either.

You can use a douche to clean and cleanse your vagina. You can also use summers eve body wash to balance out your pH balance. I use summers eve when and after I was pregnant to cleans and balance out my body.


Saturday, June 23, 2018

Removable sleeves and other toys that attract dirt

There is nothing wrong with a removable sleeve toy. I in fact enjoy the removable sleeves because you can take them off and still have the toy. For some toys you can even buy different sleeves although there are some where you cannot take off or you will mess up the toy.

Sometimes the removable sleeves or any kind of silicone or rubber toy will collect dirt, dust, lent, hair and other stuff too. You can clean it and clean it over and over it still happens just being laid down on something or rubbed against anything. It just happen because of what they are made of. The only way to stop this is stick it back in the box but sometimes that does not help either. So it's best to clean the inside and outside of them before each use so that this does not happen or you get something in your vagina and it will hurt. Feminine wipes can also wipe some of this off too depending on the toy and the wipes itself.

Once you try cleaning them in rubbing alcohol that should take some off the sticky attraction material off in which it also sanitizes the toy just like cleaning them does. There is also a type of powder you can get for them that can help this also.

The dolphin

The dolphin is a wonderful toy. It is really slick and smooth. It is a pretty blue glittery color and it's just amazing. It has about three speeds slow medium and fast. The slow you can barely feel but the rest feels wonderful. It takes two AA batteries and it is waterproof so go play in the shower. It is 6 inches and it is just amazing.

Adam and eve had replaced mine when I got my first one. It would turn on but would not run correctly and turn right back off. I highly recommend this toy because it's so pleasurable and realistic.

The sleeve does not come off like some toys but that's okay though its still fun.

GET YOUR DOLPHIN HERE

Click here to watch the dolphin toy review!

Friday, June 22, 2018

Sex dice and other games

There is nothing wrong with playing sex games in the bedroom.  It gives you ideas and how long to do it for. There is all kinds from sex dice, card games, scratch offs and more. It spices up things because you never know what your going to get and you never know what is going to happen.  It is fun to be adventurous and explore. Sometimes you have to do this to keep things interesting I personally enjoy it because it spices things up and just makes the mood more pleasurable. One the dice there are 6 different pleasurable positions and on the other one the it has times of when to stop. We spent hours following the dice and doing different positions then we got lost and forgot about the game.

Vibrating rabbit with rotating GSPOT Review



Today we are going to talk about the rotation head g-spot with the rabbit vibrator. I hate this toy. I mean if I had a different quality yeah I would love it but I hate the rotating head for it. The rabbit on it is fine just the rotating head when there is to much pressure for it it will cut off. The head really barely touches the g-spot and it just doesn't give much pleasure. Not saying all of them are like this but this one is. It is literally buried in the toy box because that is how bad I dislike this one. It is an CALEXOTICS one. It's head can rotate forward and backwards. It loved the thought of it when I got it and when I tried it for the first time I thought well maybe it's how it's suppose to be and when I tried it again I was like no wait a minute it's not how it's suppose to be. It's not suppose to cut off if there is to much pressure. It really doesn't give off enough pleasure except for the bunny that thing feels wonderful. You can turn off the rotating head and use the bunny like I do. Maybe it's not meant for me to use maybe other will like it or many I just have one that is malfunctioned who knows but hey maybe one day I will get a different one that is not like this one.

 

Himalayan Salt Lamp

This lamp will set the mood. This lamp calms you and it also cleanse the air of dirt, dust and other particles. It works wonders and it is a great lamp. It does release salt particles but it's to help the air quality. It changes colors and it's really the best thing I have every bought. It saves on power and it does not cost must at all depending on the one you get. I got mine from Spencer a year ago and it was the best thing I bought besides the toys. Here are some links below of where you can get yours from.

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Thursday, June 21, 2018

Fisting

There is nothing wrong with sticking your whole fist up to your arm in the vagina. It is actually pleasurable. The only thing is it takes time to stretch the vagina just like it takes time stretching the anal cavity.

You can fist the butt and the vagina but both takes time, lots of lube lots of stretching and at times lots of pain depending on how big the hand is. You can also use toys to help stretch you. Normally the smaller the hand is the easier it can go in but at times it can hurt worst either way.

Don't worry about if you go back tight or not. After awhile you will and it will still feel the same either way. Sometimes after you go back tighter everything feels more pleasurable and more enjoyable than it did.

Ways to start fisting is starting with one finger then when it starts stretching go to two and then so on and so forth. Eventually you will end up getting the whole fist in there but be sure to use lots and lots and lots of lube if you do not then it will hurt and be uncomfortable and cause so much discomfort.

You can even fist yourself and there is nothing wrong with that it's just a major turn on and most guys enjoy that but others are like will I not feel good anymore and of course they will. Everything will go back to the size it was before.

GET YOUR FIST DILDO HERE

Condoms w/ Safe Sex


There is nothing wrong with using condoms. It is actually safe to use but then some condoms you cannot feel anything, you get friction burns and it could rip if there is to much pressure and if its to tight. That sucks.

There are different pleasurable ones and then there are just the normal ones. There are kinds with ridges and bumps for here then there is other kinds. If your allergic to a certain ingredient then there are ones for you.

There are ones with lube some has spermicide others do not and ones without lube all together. There are lubes out there that is compatible with them if it gets to become dry and uncomfortable. So don't worry. Just about any water based is compatible but make sure before you just put anything cause it can cause irritations and problems.

There are some that can go into the butt also and sometimes they can't go anywhere else.

The best way to take off a condom after it's been used is to aim your penis down so all the cum drains down. Pinch and slowly pull the tip of the condom out a little more than it is. Slowly roll the condom down and then slowly slide it off the penis.

Tie it in a not and throw it away. In additional clean the penis really good so that there is no left over cum and so that you cannot  get your partner pregnant. Below are some links to different kinds of condoms along with a mass link.

CONDOMS HERE

 

LGBT!! PRIDE!!!! (Nothing really sexual here just an open post.!)

There is nothing wrong with LGBT Community. They are all humans just like we are. They love what they love and we love what we love. They need love to no matter what they believe in or who they are.

There should be no shame of any kind of sort against them. They have done nothing wrong except expressed themselves just like the rest of us. They are only trying to live life just like we are.

There is no reason at all in shaming them because of their sexuality. Sometimes you learn a lot about a person who is different you never know. They are the most respectful and interesting and friendly people that you could ever meet. Yeah people throw off them and everything else but they stand up and keep pushing through trying to fight.

Why should they have to fight when we do not. We all are different so can they not be. If anyone has any concerns about religion views the bible says love thy brother and thy sister and thy neighbor. There is nothing against LGBT's in there and you may say it's a sin but isn't most of the thing you do in life a sin?

Remember if you believe in God he died for our sins so they can be swept clean. He died for us all not just some of us. Some people need to change how they see things because some of it isn't even correct. You cannot say your living for the lord and only do half the bible you have to live by all of it.

When your lonely here's things!

When your lonely and there is no one around. Your husband or partner went to work and your aroused or if your single we can not forget out single people. Toys come in handy for if you cannot wait and you have the sudden urge. The urge you cannot fight and you have to do something about.

There are all kinds of toys that will and can fit your needs. There are toys from anal to vagina that suction cup to any hard surface and you can ride it with no problem except it can come un-suctioned and if the surface is to high there is a chance of falling so be cautious of where you are doing things.
There is also a suction mount that you can get so that you can not risk falling.


Toys, Toys, Toys there is all kinds of toys for everyone. There are all kinds of different shapes, sizes, types, speeds, feelings, texture and other things that you can choose from. There are toys for guys like prostate massagers that feels wonderful and then there are rings, plugs with rings, pumps, flesh lights, and other kinds.

There are all kinds of things you can get to help you get by. There are different things you can try when your alone and then try it with your partner. Experiment and figure out what you like because if you don't you could be missing out on something that you could love. It never hurts to try something new. It help you know what's right for you.

Get Your Toys Here

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Uberlube

Uberlube is a wonderful thing to have. Although I have a travel tube of it I had it for 6 months because you don't have to apply a whole lot. You just dab a little on your fingers and it stay wet and keeps things moist. It gives off the synthetic feel so it feels like the real thing and it does not dry out. It actually can stay moist for a really long time. You just apply it to your penis or toys and you can't even tell it is lube at all. It just feels wet and every now and again it gets warm and it just feels great to the point you just want to keep using it repeatedly. It's really silky and lets things slide in and out really smooth. It is the best thing ever and it just works perfectly. It doesn't even stain anything and you can't even wipe it off so you know how good it is. It doesn't come off as easy so you don't have to apply as much.  I like the travel tube because I don't have to carry a big bottle with me everywhere I go and I can slip into the bathroom and apply it to a tampon or my Nu toy and it just works with no hassle. It doesn't even make a sound except trying to push the cap back down. You don't even have to squeeze the bottle because it just pours. The best part about this is the travelers bottle can be refilled and you are on your way again. 
Check the review video out Here! ~ Youtube link

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Experiment yourself; Don't push this; Communicate is key!

It never hurts to experiment with yourself or your partner. It helps you figure out what you like and don't like. It also can help figure out what you can take and cannot take. There is so much that you can learn about yourself if you just experiment. I mean hey you could be missing out on the greatest thing that gets you off because you just didn't know.

Somethings you experiment with yourself can be done by your partner so they can do it for you. That is even better because he or she will know how to please you and give you pleasure in which some people just do not know that hey somethings you do don't please me it doesn't even remotely feel good at all because you don't want to tell them. If its that way then tell them that it doesn't feel good and most people will be like yeah your right I through this felt good to you that's the reason why I still do it.

Communication is the key points during this time. If it hurts tell them; If something that they are doing is uncomfortable tell them don't keep it in and try to hide it because it will end up hurting you some how and then your stuck with why am I hurting and then it's an oh yeah light bulb going off and your asking yourself millions of questions like why did we do that when it hurt or it could be time again and your stuck but tell them how it makes you feel because sometimes they do not understand and that's where you need to communicate and say "hey I like this or hey I don't like this or something your doing hurts me."


If your spouse or partner is not ready then don't pressure them because something beautiful could turn into a mess and it can hurt them mentally and sometimes physically on the inside and out in which they feel like they are just being used and unwanted. If something is hurting them then don't continue doing it find something else and just communicate so that you know what to do and what feels the best to both of you guys.

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

NU Sensuelle Remote Control Wireless Bullet


This bullet is one of my favorites not only because it's a
vibrator and
it's wireless but because it has 10 different vibrations that you loose control for. You control it with the remote from about 65 feet or so. There are more colors but the place I got mine from only had the pink one. The link of where to get them is at the end of the page.

You can take it on a date, walking on the beach, or even at the movies. It hits the right spots and it just is amazing. You can take control or your partner can take control it doesn't even matter.

It comes with the base and the power cord but no plug in piece. It can hold a charge for a while but it can be tricky when trying to charge it. You have to make sure the prongs click to the base or else it won't get a good charge and it will turn green if it isn't charging.

The retrieving hook like thing has to go out the back so that it can sit right down and click on to the base. Red means not charged and charging on the base green means charged.

The way the bullet lets you know that it's dying is the vibrations will get less and less and then it will cut itself off. So it's best to charge it just about after every use if you want to to be sure that it's charged. It lasts 30 minutes to an hour!

It is like a silky smooth feeling that feels great in your hands and on the inside so it doesn't hurt at all just use some lube to stick it in with and you should be good to go.

This toy is extremely fun and I used it more than 5 times. I have taken it to places with me and even went to a sex shop to by more toys. I really feel in love with mine and I hope you will fall in love with it too!


Monday, June 18, 2018

Prostate toy review!

Have you ever wondered how a certain toy felt and you tried to read and google them but there is no reviews or anything about it except what it is and who it's made by? I sure have so this is why I am writing these reviews! Today we are going to talk about guy anal toys. The reason for this is so people will know how they work, what they do and how they feel. There are so many toys but lets talk about 3.

The toys I am going to go over are these in the picture and they work wonders. Three of them goes in and they vibrate. The other one doesn't but it is a ring that goes over the cock and it pushed down and pulls up at the same time. When its in side of the butt it brushes against the prostate with each thrust with each movement when your having sex. It feels so good and it makes me want to do it more and more and more. It causes us both so much pleasure that it drives us mad and makes us climax and orgasm. The vibrating ones vibrates her too so she gets the vibrations two and it pleasures both of you. It can also make us come at the same time. These are really fun!


Lubes

There is so many different lubes that you can get! There are many of them out there from many different companies and causes different things to happen.

There are some for sensitive people, people whose allergic to certain things, Anal, There is eatable, lick able ones there is ones that dries quickly then there is ones doesn't dry as quickly. There is ones that stays wets for hours also synthetic ones that feels real. There are flavored one and just all kinds of them including warming ones that get really warm with every motion.

Lubes help so it doesn't hurt. Lube lets you just slide on penises and toys and even tampons with no problem. It helps when you can't get wet on your own and your ready.


Never use toys that are not suppose to go!

NEVER!!! I REPEAT NEVER USE TOYS OR ANYTHING IN THE ANAL THAT DOES NOT HAVE A RETRIEVING HOOK OR ROPE OR WIDE BASE!

Some toys are not suppose to be going in certain places. If there is no base or anything for you to get it back then it is not suppose to go up there.

Many people go to the hospital for sticking things up there and then panicking because they cannot get it out. Sometimes they end up having to have surgery and that is pretty scary.

If you got to the hospital and they ask what do you need to be seen here for today and you say I have a situation that happened down stairs and they look at you all weird so then you have to explain yourself and then they look at you funny and then your standing there embarrassed while some people will laugh at you and then they will talk about you when you leave.

I don't want you to be that kind of person so I'm warning you of this now!

 BE CAREFUL OF THE TOYS THAT YOU HAVE BECAUSE SOME MAY SAY THEY ARE FOR SOMETHING AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENS AND YOU WILL BE THE PERSON IN THE HOSPITAL THAT THEY LAUGH AT.

Another thing also be careful of the toys that you get because some can end up failing, breaking and or something could happen and you'll wind up in the hospital.

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Anal for Beginners

Anal sometimes is not everyone cup of tea. It can cause trouble to them and hurt them in many different way. Some people will not even retry it due to it hurt them so bad or they had a bad experience.

The best way to start anal would be to use a finger and lots of lube. I say this because since the butt is so tight it will hurt if you start with anything else. There is anal dildos that you can use and they are really thin and round. They do not hurt and they feel wonderful. I use it for more than anal because it just works. There are also beginner plugs and I will put them below also.

If you just want to jump into a toy go for it. I would get some kind of anal ease. I personally use

Tushy Tamer Desensitizing Cream. It helps numb the ass so you cannot feel any pain or stretching. It makes it feel more pleasurable to the point you can enjoy it. You can use Tushy tamer pretty much with anything. I normally apply it to my finger and rub it on the outside and reach as far as I can so that it doesn't hurt. 

The lube that I normally use and goes great with the tushy tamer is the anal lube pictured below. It is a great lube because it does not dry out and it creates plenty of lube you do not have to use a lot because it will end up being to much and end up a mess. There is all kinds of other lubes you can use but these are the two that I found was best. Anal Lube

Cleaning Toys!

Cleaning them toys video 

It is important to clean your all your toys not just vagina ones the anal ones also due to  all the bacteria and germs that can build up on it from each use! If you don't clean them then you can end up building an infection in the vagina and it could not end well because you will have to go to the doctors and or hospital and explain hey I was using a toy and guess what! I didn't clean it now I have something growing in my vagina and I need help and medicine to get rid of it!

 I like to clean them when I first get them and after I used them just so that I know it is clean and there is nothing on it. There is all kinds of different toy clears you can get but if you do not have or can get the toy cleaner then just use soap and warm water and rub(Scrub it good) with a rag, or you can also use rubbing alcohol and or soap and water. There is also sometimes other ways you can clean your toys but those are the basics.

There are many different kind of cleaners some for people who are allergic to certain things, fragrance free ones and many more. I use two different ones but sometimes I mainly use the refresh because it is a good cleaner. The is below!



Playing Anal

There is nothing wrong with playing anal. In fact anal is fun except when your super tight it hurts but other than that it's alright. If this is your first time doing anal you will bleed because of how tight your butt hole is.

The best way to start is with anal lube and fingers but if you do not have anal lube you can use different kinds of lube and or petroleum jelly. The jelly stays super slippery and it helps really well but you have to start of slow or you could hurt your butt.

When you feel ready then try with beginner anal toys, lube and if you want try anal ease which the ad is on this blog somewhere.. There's an ad for the set that goes from beginner to expert. I have on this page somewhere. The beginner is the smallest one and expert is the big one.


It takes a while for you to fit the cock in so it doesn't hurt so therefore it takes time. You have to stretching your butt and muscles so it will hurt slightly but if you just want to try anal with the cock then be sure to go slow and use lots and lots of lube because it will hurt you.

Use anal ease and lots of lube so it doesn't hurt but it may bleed because you are forcing something huge in to your tight ass.


Anal ease just takes away some of the sensitivity so that you cannot feel any pain. It feels really good and gives you pleasure without pain but some people like the pain and the blood but I guess they are into that kind of stuff.

But there you have it some stuff about all anal not just guys and girls but for everyone. 

Play with me till I melt! (Dirty talking!) (Fantasy!)

Here is nothing but dirty talking to help you image things. This will turn you on quicker than probably anything else. (If it does tip the blogger; doesn't have to be much!)

Play with my wet tight pussy daddy I am so horny I can melt. Finger me, eat me, fuck me daddy I can't wait for you too. I already started rubbing myself and playing with my toys.

Shove your rock hard cock in me and let me cum all over it just the way you love it.
 I want you to eat my pussy and finger me or play with my vibrator till I cum so much I  start shaking from all the relaxation.

MMMM It feels so good I can't help but moan. Please continue and don't stop! I want to feel you deeper and deeper.

Fuck me harder and harder  and deeper and deeper I want to feel your hard cock rubbing against my G spot till I explode!

Play with my G spot till I squirt and cum all over and then eat it because I know how you like the taste.

Tie me up and take me so hard I try to escape from all the sensation and pleasure I get from you!

MMMMM I wanna feel you blow your load all over me! I wanna feel you blow your load all in my mouth as I sit here playing with myself!

Daddy you know how I like it! Rough and deep! Tear me up daddy!

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Be Romantic!

Do you know what turns your woman on? Do you have an idea of what she likes and does not like? Take the time out of your day while she is at work and surprise her before she gets home. You can do this by cooking her favorite food for her or ordering her favorite food. You can take her out to a date but blow out the candles if they are lit first or it can end bad.

You can then getting some rose pedals (Doesn't have to be real ones! link will be below!) and spread them all over the floor making a trail to your room. Go to your room and make a heart on the bed and then lead them to the bathroom. If she's not allergic to strawberries then get some chocolate covered ones and place them on the bed but if she is then get some heresy kisses and make them into a heart shape inside of the pedals. You can also put a pedal down then a kiss and making it into an arrow into the bedroom. Light some candles, play some music, set the mood and you should get lucky.

 If you make her a bubble bath have her some candles and a glass of wine on the side of the tub then that is bonus points. It isn't hard to be romantic it is easy and it spices up the relationship. Sometimes most women are turned on when your working hard and or cleaning. You can give them a massage, rub their feet and do all kinds of things for them and it turns them on.

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When picking out toys!

When picking out toys, get the one you like and will enjoy. If you want to google a few determine which ones are the best for you because some toys that you get you think hey this may good but then you get it and have instant regrets because it does not please you and it doesn't even for feel your need.

Trust me I have done this before and it sucks! I mean I still have the toy but it's for times where I am horny but not horny at the same time. There are a couple toys out there that I do not like because they do not feel good and they do not please me or give me pleasure. They are just do not do the job like I thought they would and I expected more but I guess that's what I get for not looking at the reviews and googling it.

There are different places that have a toy that is similar so be sure to see which one you like better. Some store qualities are different from others so that means some does not work as well but this does not mean do not try them this just means make sure it's what you want and need.

I tend to look around and good for best quality but which store has it at a different price.  Some stores have just about the same toys that are the same quality just cheaper and then there are some stores that has the same toy but a cheaper quality.

When you find the you that you want be sure there is no defects. Be sure there is nothing wrong with it and if you cannot til you get home and test it then some stores will let you bring it back and replace it because it is an manufacture issue but be sure it is okay with the store some stores will say it is as long as you have your receipt and you can only take it back within a certain amount of days but if you buy online they should have the same policy you just report that there is an issue with the product by emailing or calling the company or wherever you got it from and they should replace it.

Saturday, June 16, 2018

Massage Candles Work Wonders! (Links to get yours below!)

Image result for so horny candleThere is a massage candle that you can get and it smells wonderful. There are all kinds of different scents but be cautious because some scents are stronger than other. You let it melt for 20 minutes and then blow it out but use it a couple seconds after you blow it out because it will start hardening. Take the wax that is in your hands and massage all of the body (External only).  The warm wax is a major turn on along with the massage. It causes so much pleasure because it is being rubbed into your skin and the warmth of it is just really, really great and just mind blowing. It can make you wet and hard and just ready to please each other. It is a great way of being turned on.

It feels really good but there are other things that you can massage with not just the candle there are all kinds of gels and lotions also but I rather have the candle because it feels great and smells even better. It also can hydrate the skin and its just amazing on how it feels when it is on. Be sure to rub it in on your hands really good so it won't be to much on the body.


It almost feels like lotion on the skin and it doesn't make that big of a mess. If the candle drains down the sprout then it's an easy clean up you can scrap it off and wash it off with no hassle with hot water and soap.

The skin is different because the wax can sometimes make you water resistant but it leaves you smelling really good and feeling really good also.


The massage lotions and oils also work great too but I just honestly like the candle because it's doesn't absorb into your skin and cause trouble to your pores. It actually opens them and absorbs all bad things from your skin. It also makes your skin softer and smoother along with shinier. Its just an awesome thing to have. I love to use karma sutra massage and so horny candle because it just conditions the skin and it is a great product.

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Adults just want to have fun!

There is so much you can do to please your partner. There is all kinds of positions you can do and all kinds of toys you can use. There are many fetishes that people have that they love. Experimenting can lead to finding out all kinds of things that you did not know existed or was even physical possible. There are so much that you can do and learn and most of it is fun. There are different kinds of sex and pleasurable things that you did not know of.

 For instance there are people who have feet fetishes, nipple play, prostate, there is also catheter play (but be cautious there is a toy that you can get for the penis head and it feels really good.), Ice play, Role playing, BDSM, Dom, Sub, Bondage and all kinds of other things. Some people even play with food (but have to be careful due to harmful bacteria.) Find something  your into and then if you get tired of that find something else I mean come on there is so much you can look into and I just gave you a couple suggestions up there!

 On the sides of this blog there is ads for toys that I have used and planning on getting! Go check them out and buy some if you want to! They are so much fun especially when your alone or your ready and your partner is ready you can masturbate for them and it is a complete turn on to some. Go through this blog and pick out what you'd like to try and just go for it! There are so many things you can find and there is so much here to help!

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Dirty talking (Adult Content!)

Spice things up by dirty talking. It never hurts to because it actually making people hornier. I think it is hot and sexy when people do it. If you don't know how then just say things that you want to do or want to be done. Here are some examples below that normally turn us on and makes us want to play all night long.

"I want you to play with me all night long." 

"I wanna feel your hard long cock in my soft wet pussy as your banging me really hard on our dining table."

"I want to bend you over and just and bang you really hard with my long cock."

"I want you to eat me as you play with me with a vibrator or toy." 

"I want you to cum in my mouth as I play with your balls."

"I want to tongue your body down flip you over and bang you from behind."

"I wanna play with you all night long till I make your body melt."

"Milk my body daddy I wanna cum all over!" 

" I want you to play with my nipples as I wet with a vibrator."

"I  want to blow you until you explode in my mouth!"

"I want to pull your panties to the side and dig you out all night"

"Make me cum and squirt daddy!"

Spicing up the kinky times!

 There are so many different things you could be doing but you want and need a little more to making things happen. There are so much that you could be using and having fun with but your partner may thing it's not fun anymore but I'm doing to keep going because they like it or love it. I mean that's cool if you do but what are you getting from it? What are you getting from this?  Doing this does not give you pleasure. It makes you not want to do this anymore; It makes you want to stop it but you don't want to because it's helping the other.

If you ever feel like this tell your partner. Tell them hey I do not like this anymore and it's becoming a bit boring and I would love to try something different to spice it up and they should be willing to try because 9 time out of 10 they are doing it because they thought you liked it and they started to not enjoy it.

Talking to your partner is key communication not just in the sex time but in life in general. If you have ideas on how to make thing better then tell them. Wanna try a new position or anything then just tell them. Wanna go by toys and just have some fun then go for it! Surprise them because sometimes they don't realize this and think your against it. I mean some people are but hey who cares it's for me and my life not theirs.

Go have fun and experiment! It never hurts to and if  you wanna watch porn then go for it except if it's against the other person or religion but it's perfectly normal to watch it and have fun while doing it! That normally shows you something new anyways for you to try.

Is your love life getting boring?

Is your love life getting boring? Are you tired of the same ol' things and looking for something new to spice it up? Then you came to the right place! I am here to tell you how your sex life can become better and better and how to gain interest back into it. There is nothing wrong with a boring plan old sex life because it happens to everyone you just need to find something to spice it up and if you try and do not like something then switch it up again it never hurts to try something new. Sometimes you have to switch it up for the better.

Try BDSM, Dominate and Sub, role playing, toys, something different, new sex positions, use food if your into it. Just experiment!  Yo never know if you like something if you don't try!

Is your wife always on top and it's getting boring? Then try being on top or doggy style or sideways or anyway else you would like to try it never hurts to!

Buy some toys and have some fun it doesn't hurt anyone to do this. It actually spices it up. Get something for both of you to play with aka couple toys for him and her.

 Bed straps and a face mask are interesting. You can buy them just so you can tease them and everything else. They work both ways for him and for her and you just tie them to the bed and have fun. We enjoy using ice while one or the other is tied up. We take the ice and rub it all over the body especially along the nipples and the clit because those are the most sensitive stops. You can also eat them out aka give oral and they can't move as much so you can have your way.

Paddles and wipes are a major turn on. Don't hit them as hard if they don't like it but if they live it rough then give it rough.

Just be creative! Have fun and be safe! If you want to try something and are unsure how google it because it never hurts to google! (Links for toys, postilions and other stuff is below!) (Don't forget lube if you do use toys for him or her!)

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Sensations for the both

The head and the Clitoris is the most sensitive on the human body along with the feelings but were are not talking about that. You can do a lot to both and I bet you they will give you the same kind of pleasure. Do whatever you need to stimulate each other and to turn them on.

 Vibrator toys works wonders along with lube and just sucking the penis head and clit. You can play with ice and there are all kinds of toys and things you can get to play with and they feel wonderful!

 It makes them squirm and keep coming back for more until they come because they can no longer take it and then it's play time.

Below are some links of things you can get to help give pleasure and stimulation! Remember to try anything you want to and just experiment and have fun with it!.

https://www.adameve.com/search.aspx?st=clit%20

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/masturbation-sleeves/sp-deluxe-penis-head-teaser-103981.aspx

https://www.tootimid.com/male-sex-toys.html

https://www.tootimid.com/toys-for-couples.html

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Talk dirty to me!

Talking dirty is the number one way to arouse the partner. It is a super turn on that some people goes wild about. Talking about all the things you want to do to them and all the things you'd like to try makes them crave it more than they did before you started and it gives you both ideas of what you would like to try. It can range from role play all the way up to BDSM.

 It is so much fun to see what the other person likes because that way you know what to do. Let the one dirty talking have control because then it will be interesting and pleasurable. If you even want to tell them what you want done because they will even do that to satisfy your every need.

 Just find something that you like and or love and just experiment from there. You never know what you like if you do not try and if you don't like it then find something else to try. Keep the sex and love making interesting and just go for whatever you want to and if it's not for you then try something else I mean come on there's a lot of things out there to try from soft to hardcore!

It is all fun just find out what you like and what you do not like. If you like it then you'll keep doing it and doing it till you find something else you like. Then you have multiple things to try and then mix it up.


Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Banana split position for pregnant and non pregnant

There are a million positions but then there are a couple that you can do when you are pregnant.

Trust me when I was pregnant I was so upset that I could not find any positions but then I realized that most of them are safe and that the penis cannot hit the babies head.

The baby is protected. Most of the bending ones you cannot do because it is not safe and it can cause serve pain to you. There is one called Banana Split and I love it! It feels really good.

The image is over there but the links will be below. There is also one that is called side ways the woman is turned one way and the man is turned another.

These are extremely fun and the sideways is for when your in the mood and don't feel like getting on top or when your hurting to bad.

Sextoys also will not hurt the baby. Vibrators are great for whenever you are closer to labor.  Also masturbation helps with labor too.

You can do reverse cowgirl which is having sex with your back facing your partner.

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Role-Playing during naughty times

There is nothing wrong with role playing during sex. In fact it just makes it more interesting and entertaining. This excites the relationship and  love making process. It is fun to explore and figure out what you like and do not like and it is fun to just find things that gives you the pleasure. You can mix and match roles. Here is a little list and ideas for you to think about,

Cowboy and Indian

Daddy and (Whoever)

Cops and prisoners

Dirty maid

School girl

Teacher

Secretary

Slaves and masters

Animal play... ( Dress up like animals not having sex with them jeez I know what your thinking! You sick perv but you came to the right place!)

Mistress and husband (You pretend to be the mistress and let him take control!)

Most of these are fun but take it any way you want to! Have fun and explore and find out what you guys like and do not like. Just experiment and try new things if you don't think its for you then try something different and if you want to retry to make sure then go for it!

Anal for him; Prostate play

There is nothing wrong with a guy liking anal or prostate play. It's just something he likes that makes him feel good and gives him pleasure. There is so many things that you can do that the guys like. You can basically do anything that they do to you from fingering to playing with toys to pegging them.

If your guy is into that or is willing to try it; it is so much fun but be sure to take it slow if it is there first time! What you need is lot starter toys and plenty of lube. Anal lube works best because it last longer and is really thick. There is also a numbing agent you can get back there so that it numbs the nerves and it doesn't hurt.

Starter toys work best. You can also finger the butt a little to loosen up the sphincter ( Butt muscle before the rectum!) if they are really tight use lots of lube because it will hurt if you do not and please please please go slow because no one needs to see what the inside of a persons butt hole looks like. ( only reason is it can tear and you may need to go to the doctors if it turns inside out unsure because this never happened to us but BE CAREFUL!!!!!.)

This can be fun because who knows the guy may love it and it's enjoyable when they do and they moan because its a turn on.

They make all kinds of prostate toys but be sure your ready to use them. They feel wonderful and when they vibrate you cannot control yourself especially when your getting a blow job or just being played with.

Pegging is fun because you get the sensation of screwing the other person and you can take over. Don't be to rough but sometimes it gets out of hand. You'll end up going to rough and go to fast and not meaning to because you like the motions. There is nothing wrong but be careful because you can turn it inside out and not mean to.

This is really fun an pleasurable especially if your Dom and wanting to play rough or if your even role playing that's fun also.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Lets fix the friction burn

Friction burn hurts like crazy! It happens when you have really rough and long sex or really anything. It can also happen when ever you use a toy that is bigger than what you're use to and if you use a tampon that is too big or even excise.

 If you need something to help it then get Pjur med repair glide lube.  It helps the skin and refreshes the moisture inside of it. 

If your vagina ring hurts from stretching it fixes it and heals it. If the guy has a burn on his penis it also helps him also. It feels really good and almost like there is nothing there almost natural.

A couple toy reviews (ADULT)


Lets just say we have a lot! When I say a lot I mean more than about 20! There are some I love and some I can not stand. There are some that feels better than others and some that don't feel good at all. There are some that make you think how does this even work but then it does. There are some toys that I will like to talk about today that will blow your mind! ( most toys are waterproof but be sure to read the included instructions to be sure you do not ruin your toy also if you have a silicone toy be cautious of what lubes you use because some lubes will eat away at it! ( Ky and any water based lubes are best for any toy!)
The first toy I am going to talk about is the NU wireless vibrator bullet! It has a remote that you can give to your partner and it can reach up to 35 feet. It has multiple speeds and it just feels great. I love the pulsing and the nonstop vibrator. It feels so nice and it's actually hard to explain the way it makes me feel. There is just so much with the little bullet that makes me not focus when ever it is in and you can use it anywhere! This is the best purchase ever bought! It is waterproof but set up the toy and test it to be sure your yours are not defective! When you stick it in the vagina be sure to put it in  right and do not push the retrieving cable in there or you won't be able to use the remote and you can't get it out!



The next toy I am going to talk about is the ben wa balls. They work wonders for when you have a baby. They help tighten the vagina as you do kegels. They also help with bladder problems. Certain ones are made to vibrate when you walk to turn you on. They feel really good going in and even better when you take them out to have sex. It is just an amazing thing to have around for all the different things it does. Very handy! (Most people will put extra lube on them so they can come out easier. You can take them off the holster but do not panic when you can't get them out! Just relax and push them out and they will come out do not pull a me and freak out because it does not good!)

The next toy is going to be hollow strap on! It feels amazing but it will kind of hurt due to how big it is! Be sure to use extra lube on the inside if a guy is using it and on the outside! It feels wonderful both ways and it will make you come back for more. It helps you get all of the pleasure and you will just melt while using it. It is wonderful thing to have. ( If you want to keep going after the guy comes then have him put it on and keep going!) 



There is plenty of more that I have but lets move on to guys!



Toys for guys! There is so many toys for them. They have rings and prostate massagers and many of  other things! 

The massagers feels great! They vibrate him and if your having sex then you too! They work wonders and give pleasure to both no matter what there is one that has a ring and it goes on the penis and it makes him longer! There are all kinds of toys for him but depends on if he likes them or not!



Stimulation for him and her!!

Lets talk about stimulation and how to arouse and turn on the partner. There are many ways to do that one way is just by kissing on them and touching them. Another way is by doing things you never did and or surprising them. You can take a piece of ice and rub it on their nipples or even put the ice in your mouth and suck on their nipples. You can also do that to the clit and the penis, the penis head and even the neck. It feels really good. It is kind of cold and warm at the same time and it just feels amazing. There is also nipple nibblers that get you in the mood and it flavors you nipples and it just feels really good it is so hard to explain it.  ( JO nipple titillator by System JO)

There are all kinds of things you can do but the thing is you have to just find out what you like and what you do not like. If you do not experiment then you don't know what you like or what feels good. It is always good to find out these things to get more pleasure from each other and it makes sex and love making less boring and more exciting! So  go on and get on google and find more sex positions because you do not know what your missing and if your pregnant and reading this there is lots of positions for you to try do not be afraid! I have two boys and that has not stopped me from having some fun! Position links are below along with toy links!

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/g19991030/pregnancy-sex-positions/ (anyone can do these not just pregnant people!)

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Sunday, June 10, 2018

Arousing your S.O.

Get something into something sexy! Get into a lingerie, or something your man or women loves to see you in or just go in your birthday suit!

 Get out your toys, straps and whips, ice and other things that turns them on and get ready to rock their world.

Light candles, lay out rose peddles, get them a glass of wine and  let them know that you are ready! Kiss on them, love on them and touch them! Nibble on their ear, lip, neck and any part of their body that turns them on.

Whisper sweet things in their ears and Rub on them. Give them a massage and touch on them. Light some candles and set the mood with some romantic music.

Sit on the bed with a gown on and wait for them to walk in and then take the gown off, if you have nothing on instead just lay down and motion them to you and wrap your legs around them and pull them down and do what is stated above.

Tie them up or let them take control of you and just enjoy each other and just have fun. This is something that pleasures both of you and is meant for you to enjoy and experiment.

There are many ways to please each other in bed!

There are many ways of pleasing a woman. There are multiple different ways to do it. One way is telling her you love her and making sure she knows it. Go the extra ways of showing her in bed by holding her close, kissing on her neck and face and doing whatever it is she loves and or wants. Don't do anything your not comfortable with because it can lead to problems but it doesn't hurt to experiment. Lip biting and sucking helps to let each other know! Be playful and listen to each other and when they say they want to try something go for it! You never know what you like if you don't try it.

Kissing on her neck tells her you are ready and you want to have sex. Try different things that gives her pleasure and you pleasure! If it hurts or you do not like it then try something else but if you want to retry it it  never hurts to. There are many different sites to give you ideas but my favorite is the banana split! It feels great for both of us and it works wonders! Below are some ideas to help her and if you like it and she likes it try oral! Kitty eating helps calm and relaxes them. If you want to do oral try using fingers and or dildos or vibrators in the vagina it works wonders and feels really good! The woman cumming is the greatest way to please her and making her feel wonderful. If she is on top riding wrap your arms around her and hold her and it makes her turn on more. Suck her nipples, play with her, if she is dropping hints trying to tell you shes ready then get to it! It never hurts to ask if you want to. If she is doing a good job moan for her! Let her know this so she can keep doing it because she loves to hear you moan and men rarely ever moan or tell her it was good. Tell her you love her while your doing it also cause it helps! If she can then help her squirt! It feels really good also!

For him there are many ways. If you are up for it try giving him a blow job! Take the head and suck on it only! Try tongue tricks because they love it and I bet he will be asking for more. Rub his balls and play with his nipples if he likes it. Playfully pinch his nipples and play around for a while experiment on things he love and likes and things you love and like! Find something that gives pleasure to both. Play with him, if he's up for it try anal toys for him, finger his butt just find something he enjoys. There is nothing wrong experimenting to find things that he likes! What happens in the bedroom is between you guys not for the whole world so try new things! There are multiple things that you can do. There is a spot on the head of the penis that if it's played with the right way it drives them wild to the point it is impossible for them to control themselves they will moan and moan and beg for more.

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